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Mark Warner
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Hello and welcome to my world! I started to write this page with the aim of offering my IT services to everyone in the world!

It began life as a serious site, designed to highlight my talents and earn me some much needed money. But, as often seems to happen, the site wanted to be something different. It complained that I had made it just another boring business site, which was in fact true.

After lengthy negotiations we have compromised on this page. Read down to find out more about me. There are links to all my personal sites so you can see for yourself what I can do!

I have put my My Resume/CV on a seperate and more serious page.

If you manage to retain your sanity, you will see my sales pitch and details of how to contact me. Please try and make it there, and if you have something you need doing then drop me a line!

HOW THE TROUBLE STARTED

IT ALL STARTED MANY YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO DO

I HAD TRIED MANY THINGS BUT THEY WERE ALL BORING

THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT CHANGED MY LIFE .....
Me mowing lawn and being bored
I WAS BORED AND NEEDED
SOMETHING STIMULATING TO DO
Me first touching a computer
ONE DAY I USED A COMPUTER
FOR THE FIRST TIME
Me teaching myself to program
I JUST HAD TO FIND OUT HOW COMPUTERS
WORKED AND MAKE THEM DO THINGS
Me with a big to-do list
I WASN'T BORED ANY MORE BUT
IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF MY TROUBLES
Me with a banner saying I am a nerd
I HAD BECOME A NERD AND I REALLY DIDN'T MIND PEOPLE KNOWING IT

HOW IT GOT A LOT WORSE

I GOT A JOB AS A PROGRAMMER AND I BOUGHT A PC FOR HOME

THEN I HEARD OF NEW THINGS CALLED THE INTERNET AND WEBSITES I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT ALL MEANT BUT I WANTED IN

THAT IS WHERE THE TROUBLE REALLY STARTED
Me with a stone slab
I CAN'T HELP IT SITES KEEP ASKING
ME TO MAKE THEM
Me carrying a computer
I LOVE ALL MY MACHINES MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH
Me carrying a girder
I CAN ALWAYS FIND A PLACE TO SQUEEZE IN ANOTHER SITE OR MACHINE
Me painting
IT IS HARD TO MAKE THE SITE LOOK RIGHT
BUT EVENTUALLY IT DOES
Me filming thinking I am a genius
I SOMETIMES LOOSE THE PLOT AND THINK THAT
I AM A GREAT ARTIST

OTHER NOT SUCH GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME

THESE ARE THINGS ABOUT ME WHICH HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH COMPUTERS

EVEN THOUGH I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH I HAVE OTHER INTERESTS AND IF YOU MET ME YOU WOULDN'T GUESS THAT I AM REALLY A NERD

NOWADAYS I KEEP IT QUIET!
Me dressed in a toga
I OFTEN FORGET I AM OLD AND THINK
I AM STILL A TEENAGER
Me drinking beer
I LOVE DRINKING BEER
IT IS THE FUEL FOR MY ENGINE
Me saying hello to a pretty woman
I THINK WOMEN ARE PRETTY BUT I AM
OLD NOW SO I JUST SAY HELLO
Me saying hello to a dragon
I LIKE SNAKES AND LIZARDS AND ALL OTHER
CREEPY-CRAWLIES
Me daydreaming of being an astronaut
I OFTEN DAYDREAM
NORMALLY ABOUT BEING AN ASTRONAUT

WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU

BECAUSE I AM OLD AND HAVE SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE LIVING WITH COMPUTERS I CAN GET THEM TO DO MANY TRICKS

I ALSO MAKE THINGS THAT ALWAYS WORK THE WAY THEY SHOULD AND LOOK NICE

SO HERE ARE JUST A FEW WAYS I CAN HELP YOU!
Me dressed as a gentleman
I DON'T DO TEMPLATES
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE TAILOR MADE
Me pulling my hair out
I HAVE WRITTEN IN SO MANY
LANGUAGES I CAN'T COUNT THEM ALL
Me putting up a banner
APART FROM PROGRAMS AND WEBSITES
I CAN ALSO DESIGN LOGOS AND COOL STUFF
Me showing a customer the way
I WILL FIND OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE
HEADING AND THEN TAKE YOU THERE
Me dressed as a knight with sword and shield
IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS I CAN FIX THEM
I AM STUBBORN AND ALWAYS FIND ANSWERS

STUFF THAT I HAVE WRITTEN

Me Showing My All My Sites

Fury Comics

Over 2,500 complete comic books from the golden age. All FREE and legal!

Camelot Broadcasting

Hundreds of short films including cartoons, drama, comedy and adventure.

Tales Of Curiosity

Educational short, fun and very fast videos. Learn something new today.

Scales And Fins

If you are thinking about keeping fish or reptiles, this is the site for you!

Letter From England

My blog that I have recently resurrected. About my life and life in England

Whispering Books

A collection of classic tales and legends from throughout the world.

Bugs And Beasts

Showing its age, I keep this going remembering the fun it was to make.

Mighty Imp

A site for iPhones. It only took a couple of weeks but keeps trundling on.

Samuel Pepys Today

The diaries of Samuel Pepys, with entries for every day of the year.

Whoops!

See what I mean, there is a space here that really needs to be filled.

Slick Buddy

A site I use to test things out with. I don't know why I put it here.

eManac

My failed attempt at becoming the next dotcom billionaire.
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HOW TO CONTACT ME

Me receiving an email I love to hear from people. So if you have any stuff for me to do or have comments or maybe just want to say "HI!!" you can email me at contact@thefacebehind.com or better still why not use this form?

I GUESS IT IS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

WELL I GUESS THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT ALL UP

I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY

APART FROM REMINDING YOU TO HAVE A LOOK AT MY SITES AND MY RESUME/CV IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE SO
Me saying goodbye